"You've Been Merked!"

[staggerlee]

The most expensive English footballer, Rio Ferdinand, and his dreadful "World Cup Windups" television show are mercilessly mocked in this entertaining article that I had to share with you lot:
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/worldcup06/2006/06/11/sorry_son_youre_no_merking_tv.html
Does anyone know of a bigger footballing loser?

[randy420]

The most expensive English footballer, Rio Ferdinand, and his dreadful "World Cup Windups" television show are mercilessly mocked in this entertaining article that I had to share with you lot:
http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/worldcup06/2006/06/11/sorry_son_youre_no_merking_tv.html
Does anyone know of a bigger footballing loser?
Yes. the whole of Liverpool FC are bigger "losers" than Ferdinand

[You Knows It]

Yes. the whole of Liverpool FC are bigger "losers" than Ferdinand
No they aren't. He's the biggest blurt in the entirety of the football world. He's a footballer and he thinks he's 50 Cent, the wannabe rapper/gangster. What's with the finger flicking and the way he moves that gimp lip? You've been merked. Hahahahahahahahaha.

[staggerlee]

Yes. the whole of Liverpool FC are bigger "losers" than Ferdinand

Hey, I've diffused plenty of ManU vs. Liverpool rants because they are generally pathetic - yours seems to be no exception. I'm talking about the man, mate, watch the show and you'll see what I mean. Unless "you is a merk".

[Mr.Montana]

I havseen it last night, and i laught my ass off, that was so funny, to see these players getting merked

[Sammy 21]

Rio is a footballer, not a rap star. He should stick to what he's good at.

He keep's saying merked, but maybe he doesn't actually know what it means. Merked means murdered.

[supermario]

you're not ali g, you're not p.diddy, you're not ashton kutcher
corny + retarded

[Dirtycheat]

sorry did i miss something here... did rio actually rap in that vid at all?

and btw both him and his brother were going to going to be rappers before they became pro footballers.


The watching nation sees Ashley Cole, David James and Peter Crouch looking utterly unfazed by the irate music producer/irate artist/irate Russian gangsters they are confronted with.

and this is bollox, she just wants to get a story... ashley cole was scared, SWP fell for it too(not mentioned), i missed the crouch one but david james fell for it too so she is just talking crap.


i mean look at her... http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/worldcup06/site_imagery/georgina_turner_140byline_Wcup.jpg